From: sroston@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Susan Roston) Newsgroups: alt.music.nin Subject: Re: BFPT? Date: 7 Aug 1994 20:40:24 GMT Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Lines: 122 Message-ID: <323gro$e0k@news.acns.nwu.edu> References: <312aue$20t@search01.news.aol.com> <321e89$ph8@news.acns.nwu.edu> <321ga0$q07@news.acns.nwu.edu> <32365c$b1u@news.acns.nwu.edu> Reply-To: sroston@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Susan Roston) NNTP-Posting-Host: unseen3.acns.nwu.edu In article <32365c$b1u@news.acns.nwu.edu>, c. spencer yeh wrote: >Newt? You were always the newt, Mike. You would take one hit from the >scotch-gard, and man, you'd run around the room, flapping yr arms, yelling "I >am the Newt!" Methinks you wanted to be Carrie Henn's character in ALIENS. no, I want to be The *NEXT* Karate Kid. heheheh, her last name is SWANK >I heard that Trent is planning to steal the giant plastic joint that Cypress >Hill totes along live, and paper-mache it to make it look like a big corndog >with a curly black hair sticking out of it. All this will happen backstage >during Woodstock 94. nope nope nope, yer friend and mine, james woolley of NIN, ate it, thinking it was his god whom he was to consume when he found it. hmmm, consuming yer own god, sounds like it would either make you commit suicide or omnipotent. sounds like a great coil album. hey, let's email this to coil. they did the pope upside down, now howzabout james woolly consumes his own god. which reminds me of the tear garden's sybil the spider consumes himself. C'MON PETEY AND JHONNY, DO IT DO IT DO IT!!! > >I then also hear that during "Mr. Quickie Mart," Trent >is going to be crucified to this said corndog, while milk drips down from the >top of the stage. I guess Trent likes milk and corndogs. actually, he is like my aunt who used to dip pickles in her milkshakes while preagnant. trent is preggers. he wilL TELL you it was immaculate, but weknow the truth. > >My leg was the prominent instrument used in "Terrible Fries," off of the rare >McDonald's 3" CD which came with the BFPT Happy Meal (my apologies to whoever >thought this up). My leg was also featured on the box of the Marilyn Manson >Happy Meal (which had a different prize for both girls and boys). come to think of it, I *DID* find some odd wood shavings in my BFPT happy meal fries. and some reamins froom a fry guy. and grimace. and mr. snuffalupagus(he lives!!). and then *I* grimaced. > >The time when I was most proud of my leg was when David used it to kill >Goliath in the Civil War Reenacctment last year in my hometown. well, I heard delilah chopped somethign else offa samson this year. > > >>heh, trent even brought a bull to the last show where they played March of the >>Cows. >>the song opened wiht a pirated spoken word by trent >>a bull and his son are standing on a hill watching a herd of cows. >>son sez, "hey dad, let's run over to that hill and fuck one of those cows." >>dad replies, "no son, let's walk over, and fuck all of them." > >Mike, you should be pissed. You *know* after the Riviera show in Chicago, >Trent snuck over to your house with Vrenna, crawled into your room, and stole >your diary (for source material for upcoming BFPT's and spoken words, no >doubt). no, trent hit chris over the head with the baseball bat I threw at him by mistake, which lead to chris needing 8 more stitches. you see, chaos is everywhere. 15 + 8=23. 8=number associated with chaos. therefore, BFPT DOES exist. and they got the fake diary, and thus the song I do Not Want This(neither do we). > >Admit it, that abovementioned story was the "fishing trip never to be talked >about." um, no. actually, it was "spencer goes to LA and meets a group of vegas showgirls and looses his virginity never to be told to anyone else since he confided it in me. IN me. > >Idiot. No one knows who Lee Roth is. sammy hagar??!?!? > > >>consequently, david lee roth is on BFPT 36. along with john wayne bobbit and >>his osterized penis, john wayne gacy and someone elses osterized penis, and >>john wayne himself. they jammed in the studio where trent and flood used to >>wrestle for the WWF, and next thing you know, trentgoldfingercock's little >>richard got osterized. oh well > >Of course, Flood now appears on the WCW, as manager for Bob Flanagan (AKA the >Ung Man). And the sometimes tag team partner of Bob's (who wears that isn't that the Not-So-Hung Man?? >ridiculous Planet of the Apes mask) is, in fact, Mr. Reznor himself. The >theme music played whenever the two enter the squared circle (whatever the >fuck kind of concept that is...)--the theme music is in fact a cover of >"Pinion" done none other by AC/DC and RuPaul. nope, this was from the collection of Olde English bear bating tunes, only 3 of which in the world exist(this was sampled a little TOO heavily on BFPT's My Name is Muddy Mudd Skipper) > >Rumor has it Trent pulled a >CRYING GAME with some woman overseas, though I'm not sure who was the one >who was ultimately surprised. Further rumor has it that Flood was hiding in >the closet during this escapade, and GOT THE WHOLE THING ON DAT, YES. ON DAT. > Whew! According to the rough edit of the recording (which I received from >contacts), the situation between Trent and the mysterious woman was to see who >can reveal the most surprising or *gasp* shocking secret of themselves. Ok, >so maybe this isn't like the CRYING GAME, but more like the game you used to >play with your siblings at the dinner table, but... a lead I have on the >identity of this mysterious woman, was I dunno. I thought I heard Trent moan >"oh, Susan," but he could've been just *fantasizing.* no, DAT didn't exist back in 1906. consequently, this was trent and some woman in San Francisco, and it caused the world so much anguish and agony to the earth, that we had the rgat 1906 quake which set most of the earth on fire. er, mrs. o'leary that is. --mike roston--the once and future ending--