From: yeh@merle.acns.nwu.edu (c. spencer yeh) Newsgroups: alt.music.nin Subject: Re: BFPT? Date: 7 Aug 1994 17:37:48 GMT Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston IL Lines: 91 Message-ID: <32365c$b1u@news.acns.nwu.edu> References: <312aue$20t@search01.news.aol.com> <3216s8$nkl@news.acns.nwu.edu> <321e89$ph8@news.acns.nwu.edu> <321ga0$q07@news.acns.nwu.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: unseen3.acns.nwu.edu In article <321ga0$q07@news.acns.nwu.edu>, Susan Roston wrote: > >oh yeah, well a "!!@$%!!!*@!!^!@!!!" to you!!@$%!!!*@!!^!@!!! Hm, how warm. >and yer the scotch gard junkie along with that spincter of newt you've been >snorting on weekends Newt? You were always the newt, Mike. You would take one hit from the scotch-gard, and man, you'd run around the room, flapping yr arms, yelling "I am the Newt!" Methinks you wanted to be Carrie Henn's character in ALIENS. >heh, so I guess the 0-I-> on a stick at the show is true, eh?? I heard that Trent is planning to steal the giant plastic joint that Cypress Hill totes along live, and paper-mache it to make it look like a big corndog with a curly black hair sticking out of it. All this will happen backstage during Woodstock 94. I then also hear that during "Mr. Quickie Mart," Trent is going to be crucified to this said corndog, while milk drips down from the top of the stage. I guess Trent likes milk and corndogs. >did they steal yer leg again?? or has dan been selling them parts. heck, I >mean, the guy is using prosthetic body parts now all over, so why not be a >salesman?? My leg was the prominent instrument used in "Terrible Fries," off of the rare McDonald's 3" CD which came with the BFPT Happy Meal (my apologies to whoever thought this up). My leg was also featured on the box of the Marilyn Manson Happy Meal (which had a different prize for both girls and boys). The time when I was most proud of my leg was when David used it to kill Goliath in the Civil War Reenacctment last year in my hometown. >heh, trent even brought a bull to the last show where they played March of the >Cows. >the song opened wiht a pirated spoken word by trent >a bull and his son are standing on a hill watching a herd of cows. >son sez, "hey dad, let's run over to that hill and fuck one of those cows." >dad replies, "no son, let's walk over, and fuck all of them." Mike, you should be pissed. You *know* after the Riviera show in Chicago, Trent snuck over to your house with Vrenna, crawled into your room, and stole your diary (for source material for upcoming BFPT's and spoken words, no doubt). Admit it, that abovementioned story was the "fishing trip never to be talked about." >or maybe he had his jockey shorts on over his pants like david lee roth. >anybody else think dave and yeh look alike?? Idiot. No one knows who Lee Roth is. >consequently, david lee roth is on BFPT 36. along with john wayne bobbit and >his osterized penis, john wayne gacy and someone elses osterized penis, and >john wayne himself. they jammed in the studio where trent and flood used to >wrestle for the WWF, and next thing you know, trentgoldfingercock's little >richard got osterized. oh well Of course, Flood now appears on the WCW, as manager for Bob Flanagan (AKA the Ung Man). And the sometimes tag team partner of Bob's (who wears that ridiculous Planet of the Apes mask) is, in fact, Mr. Reznor himself. The theme music played whenever the two enter the squared circle (whatever the fuck kind of concept that is...)--the theme music is in fact a cover of "Pinion" done none other by AC/DC and RuPaul. Rumor has it Trent pulled a CRYING GAME with some woman overseas, though I'm not sure who was the one who was ultimately surprised. Further rumor has it that Flood was hiding in the closet during this escapade, and GOT THE WHOLE THING ON DAT, YES. ON DAT. Whew! According to the rough edit of the recording (which I received from contacts), the situation between Trent and the mysterious woman was to see who can reveal the most surprising or *gasp* shocking secret of themselves. Ok, so maybe this isn't like the CRYING GAME, but more like the game you used to play with your siblings at the dinner table, but... a lead I have on the identity of this mysterious woman, was I dunno. I thought I heard Trent moan "oh, Susan," but he could've been just *fantasizing.* -- fronk!goomba