Happiness In Vineries

(a parody of "happiness in slavery")


FRESH GRAPES i eat them right off the vine
FRESH GRAPES they make a tasty dessert
FRESH GRAPES they taste good when they're all shiney-clean
FRESH GRAPES they go quite well with lots of whipped cream

pop them in your mouth
i think you'll like what you taste
red, purple, green
just don't let them go to waste
pop them in your mouth
take some from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in vinerys

FRESH GRAPES the shiney globes come in large bunches
FRESH GRAPES they make very good lunches
FRESH GRAPES those grapes they are in season right now
FRESH GRAPES so get some grapes and you will really go "wow!"

pop them in your mouth
i think you'll like what you taste
the grapes are so good
they'd make a good paste
pop them in your mouth
take some from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in vinerys

:::rhythmic sounds of grapes being squashed:::

you can buy them in cans
you can buy them in bins
they will taste
as good without their skin
its nice to go out
and pick the grapes in the fields
eat some grapes
and they all have a squishy feel
geckolio@aol.com

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