I don't know who wrote this, but it's kind of entertaining.
If Nine Inch Smurfs (Trent Smurfnor, Robin Smurf, Danny Smurfner, Charlie Smurfer, and Smurf Vrenna) were a real band, they may have released an EP something like this. Track 1: Head Like a Smurf Track 2: Smurf Track 3: Mr. Smurf Destruct Track 4: Smurfier Track 5: Terrible Smurf HEAD LIKE A SMURF Gargamel I'd do anything for you Gargamel just smurf me what you want me to Gargamel nail me against the wall Gargamel don't want everything he smurfs it all (bridge) No you can't smurf it No you can't smurf it (No you can't smurf that away from me) (refrain) Head like a smurf Black as your smurf I'd rather smurf Than give you my smurf (coda?) Bow down before the one you smurf You're going to smurf what you deserve Gargamel's not looking for the smurf Gargamel's not concerned about the smurf among the smurf Gargamel let's go smurfing on the backs of the smurfed Gargamel's not one to smurf (bridge) (refrain) (coda) SMURF You smurfed me the reason You smurfed me Azrael I smurfed you my purity And my purity you smurfed Did you smurf I wouldn't recognise this compromise Am I just too smurfy to realise Smurfed incense, old smurf and smurfs, smurfs, smurfs (refrain) It smurfs down to smurf your smurf your smurf and the smurf it gets under my smurf within smurf in the extent of my smurf You smurf me the anger You smurf me the smurf Carry out my sentence Well I smurf what I deserve I'm just an effigy to be desmurfed To be desmurfed Your smurf for me has been resmurfed And if I can't smurf everything Well then just give me a smurf (refrain) MR. SMURF DESTRUCT I am the smurf inside your head (and i smurf you) My color's blue, blue and not red (and i smurf you) I am the smurf you try to hide (and i smurf you) and so on and so forth. SMURFIER You let me smurfilate you you let me smurficrate you you let me smurfitrate you you let me smurficate you (Smurf me) I smurfed apart my insides (Smurf me) I've got no smurf to smurf (Smurf me) The only thing that smurfs for me Smurf me smurf away from my smurf (refrain) I want to smurf you like an animal I want to smurf you from the inside I want to smurf you like an animal My whole existence is smurfed You smurf me closer to smurf You can smurf my isolation You can smurf the smurf that it smurfs You can smurf my absence of smurf You can smurf my everysmurf (Smurf me) you smurf down my reason (Smurf me) It's your smurf I can smurf (Smurf me) You make me smurfect Smurf me become somebody smurf (refrain) through every forest, above the smurf within my stomach, smurfed off my smurf i smurf the honey inside your smurf you are the reason I stay a smurf TERRIBLE SMURF Hey smurf, why are you smurfing this to me Am I not smurfing up to what I'm supposed to be? why am I smurfing with this animosity I think you smurf me a great big apology Terrible Smurf Hey smurf, I really don't know what you mean Smurfs like salvation comes only in our dreams I smurf my hatred grow all the more extreme Can this smurf really be as sad as he seems? Terrible Smurf Don't smurf it away from me I need someone to smurf on to Hey Smurf there's nothing left for me to hide I smurfed my ignorance, purity and pride I'm just a smurf in a world you must despise I need your smurfs, your smurfs and your lies Terrible Smurf (etc.)
