Mr. Pizza Hut

(a parody of "mr. self destruct" co-written by Brian Lindsay)

:::sound of tossing dough, getting faster:::

We knead the softest pizza bread     	  (and we deliver)
We drip the sauce on, smooth and red      (and we deliver)
The cheese is spread so far and wide      (and we deliver)
Oven 350, it goes inside                  (and we deliver)
 
We send our pizzas off to go
Full money refund if it's cold
Warm pizza just to fill you up
Mr. Pizza Hut

We take your order with full cheer        (and we deliver)
We'll wear our aprons, despite the jeers  (and we deliver)
We'll top your pizza with more cheese     (and we deliver)
All you need do is ask and say "Please."  (and we deliver)

We send our pizzas off to go
Full money refund if it's cold
Warm pizza just to fill you up
Mr. Pizza Hut

(whispered slowly)
"Can I please take your order?"
"I'd like a pizza"
"Can I please take your order?"
"I'd like a pizza" (repeat)

To make a pizza takes great pains
You can't deny those greasy stains
But it's worthwhile all along
We're selling pizza, millions strong

We're baking quickly, one by one         (and we deliver)
Who says that making food ain't fun?     (and we deliver)
Delivery boy goes off with glee          (and we deliver)
At Pizza Hut, it's pizza in our dreams   (and we deliver)

We send our pizzas off to go
Full money refund if it's cold
Warm pizza just to fill you up
Mr. Pizza Hut
We send our pizzas off to go
Full money refund if it's cold
Warm pizza just to fill you up
Mr. Pizza Hut! (repeat)
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