Hike Of The Hogs

(a sarcastic second analysis of "march of the pigs")


(Played on lute for full effect)

tread directly skywards
hike
shove to the side
grovel immediately forward using thine patella
in begging
wantful
nourish (zero hours to muse)
i desire a small portion of it
i desire a helping of it
i believe thou male yonder is in the process of not having it
i would greatly find bliss observing it's collapse
dislike the appearence of it
dislike the zest of it
dislike the aroma of it
i would greatly find bliss observing it's collapse

every one of the hogs art entierly in a row
i doth bestow upon you everyhing that thou doth desire
aquire the epidermis and gently tug in a reverse direction
hark! at the present time doth the occurence not enlighten thou?

bulldoze it skywards within
forsooth!
fabrication
discolorations similar to the bodily fluid on thine teeth
chomp
gnaw
inhale harshly (twoards the delicate sections yonder)
i desire to fracture it skywards
i desire to bash it skywards
i desire to bugger it skywards
i would greatly find bliss observing it's collapse
mayhaps petrified of it
we shalt imperil it
we shalt pluck repeatedly from it
i would greatly find bliss observing it's collapse

every one of the hogs art entierly in a row
i doth bestow upon you everyhing that thou doth desire
aquire the epidermis and gently tug in a reverse direction
hark!  at the present time doth the occurence not enlighten thou?
the aforementioned hogs have claimed victorious this eve
presently they may each of them lay in a peaceful manner
and all is proceeding superbly

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