March Of The Cats

(a parody of "march of the pigs")

:::quick and loud thumping of tails:::

scratch and growl
now
meow
shredding up the new couch
ouch
feed
knead (on top of the woolen blanket)
i want a tuna fish
put in a great big dish
eat all that i wish
and then i'll sit and sleep all around
don't like to be annoyed
scratch every girl and boy
don't play with my new toys
and then i'll sit and sleep all around
all the cats, all asleep
i do nothing all day long
take your skin and shred it up
now don't you need a nice band-aid?    

:::sounds of meowing and purring:::

waking up at night
no light?
allright!
i'm up so i can kick your head
in bed
'nuff said (it's a weird cat thing...)
i want to shred it up
i want to scratch it up
i want to eat it up
and then i'll sit and sleep all around
chasing a mousey toy
biting the mousey toy
killing the mousey toy
and then I'll sit and sleep all around
all the cats, all asleep
i do nothing all day long
take your skin and shred it up
now don't you need a nice band-aid?
the cats had fun tonight
now we ain't gonna sleep soundly
we'll meow straight through the damn night

Credits.....
Lyrics: Alicat
Vocals and music arrangement: Stimpy Reznor
Drums: Korat Vrenna
Guitar: Kitty Finck (he even looks good furry!  I never saw a cat with dreads before!)
Bass: Manx Lohner
Keyboards: TomCat Wooley
Feline backup vocals: F*ckhop, Tigerlily, Oscar, Kelly, SlutKitty, Moosh, and Twiggy
Feline piano solo: Necromancer Indigo Nightshado ("Trent") walking across the piano

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