Bird

(a parody of "burn")

this bird ignores me
this bird eats grain away
this bird doesn't have a chance
this bird has it's last day
i look at it's large drumsticks
each one plump and big as a shoe
i think it'll look good with stove top
this big turkey i'll cook for you

i grab the turkey's neck
it widens up it's eyes
i chop it's head right off
and pluck it's chubby thighs
shove stuffing in it's gut
and cook till golden brown
i can't wait to eat this... bird

i baste the dead turkey's body
waves of heat all over the place
with all it's life-blood floating 'round it
i add some parsly for display

i grab the turkey's neck
it widens up it's eyes
i chop it's head right off
and pluck it's chubby thighs
shove stuffing in it's gut
and cook till golden brown
i can't wait to eat this...
i'm gonna cook till golden brown!
i'm gonna cook till golden brown!

i want gravey on top of it - bird (4x)

i want the gravey - bird
i want some stuffing - bird
i want the cran-sauce - bird
and a warm muffin - bird
i want potatos - bird
mashed really good - bird
i want my turkey - bird
swallow down this food!

Happy Thanksgiving all!
geckolio@aol.com

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