I Wet My Bed

(a parody of "that's what i get")

Just when my small bed was getting dry
I had to go and pee, down zipped my fly
Now my bed-wetting problem must be true
I guess I'm gonna wet the bed right through

And my bed is wet
My bed is wet
My bed is wet
My bed is wet

How could I still be doing this
After I taught myself not to piss, here
I thought that I'd would always keep it dry
Now I'm slipping on the spots of pee oh my

And my bed is wet
My bed is wet
My bed is wet
My bed is wet

Why does it come as a surprise
To think that I still have to pee
Thought the sheets don't cost too much
Its seeping through the mattress, gee

geckolio@aol.com

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